Harry’s inspirational quotes
“A dishwasher in the car hole” (washing machine in the garage)
“I don’t know what the fuck an inch is”
“The comma in the sky”
“Shaken not stirred” OJ pop top hits the roof
“Because I’m trying to get a proper education here Alyssa.”
“Wha?” bites juice bottle
“How do I not have a knife? “
“Should I throw something at her? Maybe a chair?”
“So I need to see a therapist before I can drink with you guys again.”
“Ohh I fucking hate fractions.”
“Yeah $5 garlic bread pizza cool, there are 9 nuclear submarines with reactors still going in the ocean armed to the teeth. Yeah”
“So many fans but no hoes.. Oh fuck, the shed!”
“Says the guy mopping the carpet"
“Is your refrigerator running because your phones on the oven and your tables fallen over... Duck” *Picks up phone, calls Caleb* “Did your roof get divorced, convertible” *Hangs up*